Today I heard a rumor that some people think bookish people aren’t sexy, librarians are homely, and nerdy people aren’t hot. Let it be known, I find librarians, nerds, bookworms, geeks, freaks, brainiacs, radical academics, intellectuals, and any other person who likes to read a lot and defend the rights to privacy, information, liberation, and self-determination unconditionally, irrevocably, and absolutely worthy of the greatest emotional, spiritual, intellectual, and sexual pleasures available under this brilliant fucking sun. Bookish, academic, intellectual librarians, teachers, artists, intellectuals and other cultural workers turn me on. Let’s get it on.