I’ll never forget going to the gastroenterologist when I was 19 with fire in the hole. My asshole stung and speckles of blood decorated my tissue. The blood freaked me out. Since I was an adolescent, Dad warned me about the dangers of blood in my stool. In graduate school, he suffered from ulcerative colitis, [...]

I admit it. I sweat like a pig. And if you sweat a lot, you know just how awkward summertime romance can be…unless…you find yourself a super-sexy sweat fetishist! Sweat-Fetishists are the hot-ass people who get excited when you declare, “Just warning you. I’m sweaty.” “Like I like it,” they say. Reports are flying in. [...]

A few nights ago, after watching Public Enemy (goddamn Johnny Depp’s so fucking hot), a few of my friends went for drinks and debated whether his cheesy lines would have worked in real life. I’ve had bad lines used on me over the years. Sometimes I’ve swooned and sometimes I’ve freaked out. Some of my [...]

OK, so if you’ve not seen Lizzie Borden’s Working Girls, you know, Lizzie Borden who made that post-apocalyptic, dyke-separatist, punk rock Born in Flames, you’re missing out. It’s a smart movie about a sex-worker, Molly, whose partner has no idea she’s in the trade. The movie largely takes place in the upscale brothel where Molly [...]